RIGHTIST TRUMP

Rumored Autistic Savant Barron Trump Shakes D.C. To Its Core

Barron Trump, the 11-year-old son of the president, arrived in D.C. wearing a now famous T-shirt bearing the message “The Expert.”  D.C. watchers claim that this message was not a mere accident.  Barron may be bringing a powerful, far-right influence into the West Wing.  [More]

HAIRY SITUATION

Lebron James' Generous Teammates Pitch In With Hair Donations 

Entering the NBA Finals, the only opponent that seems to have the better of NBA superstar Lebron James is his hairline. His doctor says he is out of donor hair from the back of his head. Trapped in a corner, his teammates are hoping to bail him out by donating their own follicles.  [More]

 

BUTCH WITT

 

Butch Witt is a Senior Sports Writer for The LBT.  Before joinging The LBT, Witt was a career counselor at The Citadel Military College in South Carolina.

Witt was a standout high school football player, starting on his high school varsity team near Birmingham, Alabama in his junior and senior years.

Witt has not had a writing position before, and Peter Hartwig inevitably edits everything that Witt writes.  He is a work in progress, although his last evaluation noted that he "needs improvement" in a number of areas, including his willingness to accept criticism.  He is aware of this and assures us that he is doing his best to improve.  (He has yet to enroll in the remedial writing course we recommended to him and that we agreed to pay for.)