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Hillary Clinton Hits The Bar Scene In Georgetown And Forms D.C.'s Newest Power Couple

Related: 50 Shades of Black: My Night with Sandra Fluke


Published September 21, 2012

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Washington is abuzz about its latest celebrity couple, and the pair are not doing much to quash those dating rumors.  HRC herself and DNC megastar Sandra Fluke were seen together at GLB watering hole "Cynthia's" adding fuel to the flames that that Hill-Hill is gettin’ some action with a much younger lady.  This is after HRC lost four in Libya and Fluke’s much publicized sexual romp [link above].  Apparently, Bubba was not around to watch HRC break in her new girl-toy.  Maybe he will be spending more time in D.C. very soon.­

The morning after the hot new couple's bar hopping, they were seen strolling to Sunday brunch in Georgetown. Guess who spent all Sunday morning in her "walk of shame" clothes?  No shame with this one.  Don't be too certain you do not need Uncle Sam's public assistance with the birth control, Sandra.  Certain reptiles can change genders when the right external stimuli exist.  It's only a matter of time if it has not happed already.