RIGHTIST TRUMP

Rumored Autistic Savant Barron Trump Shakes D.C. To Its Core

Barron Trump, the 11-year-old son of the president, arrived in D.C. wearing a now famous T-shirt bearing the message “The Expert.”  D.C. watchers claim that this message was not a mere accident.  Barron may be bringing a powerful, far-right influence into the West Wing.  [More]

HAIRY SITUATION

Lebron James' Generous Teammates Pitch In With Hair Donations 

Entering the NBA Finals, the only opponent that seems to have the better of NBA superstar Lebron James is his hairline. His doctor says he is out of donor hair from the back of his head. Trapped in a corner, his teammates are hoping to bail him out by donating their own follicles.  [More]

 

LOVE AND RELATIONSHIPS

Katzenberg Dispenses More Sex And Relationship Advice

A reader asks: I have asked her if we can have anal intercourse and she keeps refusing.  Is she being homophobic?  Apart from this the relationship was going well but her ignorance is a turn off and I'm worried about whether our values are compatible...  [More]

WOMEN: AIM LOWER

Prof. Samuelson: Women Need To Be Willing To Lower Their Standards For Long-Term Relationships

Professor Samuelson offers a controversial yet simple and concise piece of advice that he claims will help all single women find long-term dating happiness and even marital bliss.  His message might ruffle some feathers of the fairer sex and upset some in the feminist ranks.  His message: aim lower.  He believes that many women price themselves out of relationships with men that really want them.  [More]

STANDING BY WEINER

Weiner For Mayor Then; Weiner For Mayor Now

The sexting between Weiner and other women should only encourage New York voters that their most virile Jewish son is pushing away his Muslim extremist spouse. [More]

 

FEMALE BREASTS

Schultz: Why I Dislike Boob Jobs And Favor Natural Breasts

Charles C. Schultz believes that natural female breasts are all different and special in the same way as Autumn leaves. In contrast, boob jobs feel artificial and do not appeal to his sensibilities. [More]

 

IMMIGRATION REFORM

Immigration Reform Must Recognize Undocumented Latinos As Part Of Our Natural Bounty

Before we can talk about comprehensive immigration reform, we have to secure our borders.  This is a mantra repeated time and time again by Republican politicians that have provided neither a solid description of what a secure border actually looks like, nor an illuminated path toward a system that provides some sort of legal status for the millions of undocumented immigrants already living and paying taxes in the U.S.

LOVE AND RELATIONSHIPS

Katzenberg Dispenses Valuable Relationship Advice To Single Women

I married my husband “Dan” eight years ago. Dan was in the Marines at the time, and I have to admit that I sort of like his macho attitude and what great shape he was in. I always felt safe and secure when I was around him...  [More]

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