Wade-James Duo Slams Competition But Scares Younger Fans By Effects Of PEDs - Cont'd
Monday, March 11, 2013 at 12:33AM 
Riley also noted that sometimes parental supervision is needed at sporting events: “Professional sports have seen wardrobe malfunctions and coarse language at the highest levels of competition. While these are unfortunate occurrences, parental supervision can protect children and turn these experiences into learning ones.”
Although James was unavailable for comment after the game, Wade defended his appearance. “If kids want to see someone lose ballgames, they can go watch Barney or ‘sparkle girl’,” he said. “My kids got no problem with how I look, and that’s all I got to worry about.”
“Our guys competed and played more consistently even through the children’s crying,” coach Erik Spoelstra said. “I don’t think the crying affected us at all.”
“Our guys competed and played more consistently even through the children’s crying,” coach Erik Spoelstra said.
In addition to cranial malformations, Wade and James have been the subject of much dermatological attention due to their own dermatologist – Kenneth R. Becker, M.D. Dr. Becker has told them to “knock out” their PED use because it is causing your skin to erupt with acne pimples. See story here.
NBA analyst Hubie Browne said that he does not think that cranial malformations outweigh the benefits of PEDs. “These guys look rather ghoulish, but that does not get in the way of their dunks or rebounding,” he said. According to Browne, their cranial growth could only become a problem if their necks can no longer support their heads. This may not happen for at least two more seasons, if at all.
At this point, the Monster Mash is like a freight train barreling through the dark chasms of Transylvania herself.
