RIGHTIST TRUMP

Rumored Autistic Savant Barron Trump Shakes D.C. To Its Core

Barron Trump, the 11-year-old son of the president, arrived in D.C. wearing a now famous T-shirt bearing the message “The Expert.”  D.C. watchers claim that this message was not a mere accident.  Barron may be bringing a powerful, far-right influence into the West Wing.  [More]

HAIRY SITUATION

Lebron James' Generous Teammates Pitch In With Hair Donations 

Entering the NBA Finals, the only opponent that seems to have the better of NBA superstar Lebron James is his hairline. His doctor says he is out of donor hair from the back of his head. Trapped in a corner, his teammates are hoping to bail him out by donating their own follicles.  [More]

 

NATIONAL DIGEST

A Wistful Look Back At The Way Things Were In 1979 Playboy Special

Doomed Playboy Playmate Dorothy Stratten had talent and beauty on par with Marilyn Monroe. She captivates in a 1979 Playboy special that aired on ABC. The show highlights changes in our culture and the relations between the sexes.  [More]

Sen. Lindsey Graham Embroiled In "Gay Sex Plantation" Scandal 

Political shockwaves have hit the state of South Carolina and the US capital as a sex scandal threatens the career of U.S. Sen. Lindsey Graham. According to a lawsuit, dozens of individuals of African-descent were hired by Sen Graham and others to act as make believe sex slaves on a “gay sex plantation.”   [More]

Military Beats Sexual Assault Report Goals Through Cash Incentives

WASHINGTON – The number of reported sexual assaults across the military shot up by more than 50 percent this year, an increase that defense officials say reflects their success in encouraging female service members to report sexual assault.[More]