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Barron Trump Brings Possible Autistic Abilities And Far-Right Views Into The White House

Progressives and Moderate Republicans Brace Themselves as President’s Youngest Son Moves Into the White House and Sends an Ominous Message through a T-Shirt 

By TRAVIS MOORE

Published June 17, 2017

 

Barron Trump, the 11-year-old son of the president, has spent about one week at his new environs in the White House.  He arrived at the White House with uncommon flare donning a now famous T-shirt emblazoned with the message: “The Expert.”  D.C. watchers claim that Barron’s message was not a mere accident, but instead a signal to senior White House staff that there may be a new sheriff in town.  In fact, Barron may be bringing a powerful, far-right influence into the West Wing that eclipses that of White House senior advisor Steve Bannon.  It might also negate the moderating influence of daughter Ivanka and son-in-law Jared Kushner.

Mystery shrouds the youngest Trump.  His sometimes odd movements and facial expressions in public settings have caused some to speculate that he registers on the autism scale.  These speculations have been unconfirmed but some familiar with his keen knowledge of geography and the biographies of world leaders are convinced that he has autistic savant qualities.

Nine sources with connections to Trump report to The LBT that the perception of Barron as a wunderkind untainted by the Russia investigation has caused his stock to rise.  As one source described it, “As the swamp and the media try to take down Trump, he is looking for someone he can trust and who will fight back with equal venom.” 

One source from Barron’s former New York prep school in New York believes that Barron does have special abilities.  “He obsesses over illegal immigration and has an eerie knowledge of population movements from Latin America,” said the source.  “He can tell you how many people moved from Guadalajara, Mexico to Poughkeepsie, New York each month like he’s watching CIA satellite feeds all day.”

Chris Randolph, the CEO of Newsnet and a friend of Trump’s, told the site that Barron’s strength is being “a fresh thinking kid who takes no prisoners.” Randolph, who claims to have met Barron on six occasions, thinks that the young man will have no problem navigating D.C. power politics.  “Barron plays 4-D chess while most adults arrive in D.C. playing checkers,” he said. 

Despite Barron's quiet public persona, he is no shrinking violet behind closed doors.  One source close to the family claims that Barron’s politics are so far right and cause so much friction within the family that Ivanka and Kushner chose not to attend the family Thanksgiving dinner at Trump Tower last year merely because of Barron’s presence.  “Ivanka is a little afraid that he will grow up to be the U.S.'s first fascist dictator,” said a close friend of the popular first daughter.

Immigration advocates are worried that the arrival of Barron will mean that the White House will become more active in the president’s campaign’s signature campaign: illegal immigration. 

The source from Barron’s former school reports that for a social studies project Barron wrote a plan for holding camps for 20 million illegal aliens in the Arizona desert complete with a legal memorandum from powerhouse law firm Jones Day supporting the plan.

Not only liberals fear Barron’s arrival at the White House.  Sources close to Steve Bannon report that he is concerned that his power as the president’s favored right-wing adviser will decline in the wake of Barron’s arrival.  “That T-shirt was not any accident,” said a source close to Bannon.  But Bannon is no neophyte and should not be taken lightly in protecting his turf.  “Barron is not too old that he can’t be influenced with candy or toys,” said another Bannon ally.

Many are waiting to see how far to the right Barron is able to move the president.  Some people that supported the president during his campaign are hoping that the bold leader they elected will start to emerge.  For those on the left, however, they can only hope that Barron’s youth and inexperience will limit his power.

“From everything I’ve heard, this young man [Barron] is a steely-eyed, manipulative, radical right-winger,” said Michael B. Weaver with the progressive D.C. thinktank DemocracyPlus.  “We are not fooled by the exterior, and he will only get more dangerous as he gets older.”