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North Korea Claims It Has Nuclear Device In U.S.; White House Engages In Bold Diplomacy - Page 2

Thursday, March 7, 2013 at 6:51PM

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Bold Diplomatic Mission To North Korea

Approximately one hour after Sir Rodman’s visit, White House Press Secretary Jay Carney told reporters at an unscheduled press conference that President Obama had reached “a breakthrough” with North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un on “negotiations for a comprehensive North Korean aid package.” In a move that will rank with former President Nixon’s landmark visit to China, Obama plans to travel to North Korea with Sir Rodman.

Sec. Carney said that Pres. Obama intends to “bond through sport” with the North Korean dictator.

Sec. Carney said that Pres. Obama intends to “bond through sport” with the North Korean dictator. According to Sec. Carney, American golfing star Tiger Woods will join the group to create a “foursome.” He added that due to a shoulder injury, Pres. Obama will not be able to play golf on the trip. In an effort to be a “good guest” he will caddy for Kim-Jong-un. “The president is not above showing due respect to local leaders,” said Sec. Carney.

The Department of Homeland Security urged Americans to report any suspicious objects that could contain an atomic bomb to local law enforcement authorities.