9. Slim down your women and children
Ooh, boy, this is a biggie. Literally. We see them waddling in sets of four and five. If your ladies must have babies during their sojourn here, couldn’t you ask them to take it easy on the Taco Bell? Or is it the sugary drinks? Why are your spawn sogoddamn fat, that's all I'm trying to say! Look, it would be one thing if you folks were opening up restaurants or repairing our old Saabs like the Chinese. They can get pretty round too, but you don’t see them going on public assistance or having Uncle Sam pay for their kids’ breakfasts at school. All we ask is that you tell your lady folk to not have any more diabetic kiddies. Robots don't get diabetes. Cogitate that, mi compadre.
