LOVE STORY

Hillary Clintons What Happened Tells the Story of Love in Unexpected Places

Few D.C. pols could have predicted that Hillary Clintons doomed presidential campaign would give rise to a sizzling love affair that now graces the pages of her new memoir.  What Happened is the story of both defeat and redemption.  Its passion rises above the petty politics that most associate with the 2016 election.  [More] 

MEDIA MATTERS

Hurricane Irma Exposes Cable News Networks

CNN and other cable news networks found that the worst Hurricane Irma devastation was not in Florida but in a worse place: their credibility.  After convincing the nation that Irma would devour the entire state of Florida, the hurricane fizzled in the Caribbean and left the hysterical media red-faced.  [More] 

IN THE TOILET

Houston Mayor Orders Residents to Flush More

In an executive order that conflicts with conventional wisdom and modern environmental ethics, Houston Mayor orders residents to flush their toilets more to help clear out floodwaters.  [More]

 

 

MUSLIM AFFAIRS

Free Speech Only Counts If You Are Not Dead

By CANDY MOWLEY

Partiots who fought in our Revolutionary War took to the battlefields shouting "live free or die."  Of course, the Revolutionary War was fought in a time before the internet.  In our modern era, a new phrase also must be heeded and with perhaps even more zeal: "restrict anti-Muslim speech or die."
RETINAL SCANS/PORN

Action Needed To Protect Youth From Adult Websites

My seven-year-old son had a most alarming question for me while we were eating our vegan bacon last Sunday. My son said, “Daddy, when people have sex why do they move their hair out of the way.

GREEN THUMB

Take Shame Out Of Self-Stimulation To Save H2O

While we have installed efficient shower heads, planted native shrubs and flushed with low consuming toilets, we have yet to put an end to water use as concealment of teenage bathroom activity.
FEMINISM AND FAVORS

Favor Hamilton Makes New Strides For Women

By MARK MALLARD 

Favor Hamilton has received much criticism for working as an escort while married with a nine-year-old. Mallard says she deserves praise.
PETRAEUS SCANDAL

Let Petraeus Discharge His Weapon For Our Safety

By LBT STAFF 

Gen. Petraeus and other men of distinction should be allowed to lead healthy sex lives after their wives become "un-doable."

RETINAL SCANS/PORN

Action Needed To Protect Youth From Adult Websites

My seven-year-old son had a most alarming question for me while we were eating our vegan bacon last Sunday. My son said, “Daddy, when people have sex why do they move their hair out of the way.

GREEN THUMB

Take Shame Out Of Self-Stimulation To Save H2O

While we have installed efficient shower heads, planted native shrubs and flushed with low consuming toilets, we have yet to put an end to water use as concealment of teenage bathroom activity.
WOMEN: AIM LOWER

Prof. Samuelson: Women Need To Be Willing To Lower Their Standards For Long-Term Relationships

Professor Samuelson offers a controversial yet simple and concise piece of advice that he claims will help all single women find long-term dating happiness and even marital bliss.  His message might ruffle some feathers of the fairer sex and upset some in the feminist ranks.  His message: aim lower.  He believes that many women price themselves out of relationships with men that really want them.  [More]

JEWISH INFLUENCE

Raisman Medals Raise Old Fears Concerning Jewish Power And Influence

By Michel Brunner

What to make of this Aly Raisman.  An American Jewess who returns triumphantly to Europe and takes the staid gymnastics world by storm.  A “positive” story, one might think.  An American “hero,” one could suggest.  But let us look more closely at the facts.  [More]

HAPPINESS IS A COLD GUN

Ballad of Eduardo Proves Guns Shatter Lives

This past weekend, Telemundo aired the Schwarzenegger biopic Commando.  While this might seem uneventful, it should not.  Our former governor in Commando famously kills 109 individuals.  Individuals.  That’s right, each person killed by John Matrix was an individual with hopes and dreams.  Maybe even a cat.

Random violence has been a problem in the United States for decades.  If we can recognize that the victims of these crimes – including those whose lives have taken an unfortunate detour – are people.  Their mothers mourn their deaths just the same... [More]

ASIAN DRIVING

Exchange Student In Los Angeles Area Irked By Right Turns On Red

Zhang Linxhi at work in science lab

I shall be straightforward about the subject.  Red means stop; green means go.  No?  We can all agree with this in harmony, yet so, so many drivers seem to want me to turn right when the light is red.  But red means…  Stop!  [More]

MODERN LOVE

The Next Marital Frontier Approaches The U.S.

Each Saturday night, countless American men and women prepare a delightful meal, snuggle on the couch and watch a romantic comedy movie.  Perhaps they sip a glass of their favorite wine.  More and more often, they do this on their own and without a partner.  Disturbingly, not a single state, however, recognizes their lifestyle.  [More]

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