RIGHTIST TRUMP

Rumored Autistic Savant Barron Trump Shakes D.C. To Its Core

Barron Trump, the 11-year-old son of the president, arrived in D.C. wearing a now famous T-shirt bearing the message “The Expert.”  D.C. watchers claim that this message was not a mere accident.  Barron may be bringing a powerful, far-right influence into the West Wing.  [More]

HAIRY SITUATION

Lebron James' Generous Teammates Pitch In With Hair Donations 

Entering the NBA Finals, the only opponent that seems to have the better of NBA superstar Lebron James is his hairline. His doctor says he is out of donor hair from the back of his head. Trapped in a corner, his teammates are hoping to bail him out by donating their own follicles.  [More]

 

GENERAL SEX

By RAMESH RHAMJAMI

Emails leaked to The LBT tell shocking story of Iranian espionage and sexual manipulation.  The future of Gen. Allen is in the balance.

SEMITIC UNREST

Jew-On-Jew Violence Stuns New York

By EDGAR WEINSTEIN

Another hot summer in New York City has brought another record in Jew-on-Jew violence.  At least nine people were wounded in shootings over a hot, bloody weekend in the world's largest Jewish population center.

ELECTION 2012

Debate  To  Include  Physical  Challenges

By PETER HARTWIG

Reports describing President Obama and challenger Mitt Romney’s first debate made it sound like a title boxing bout.  Portions of the third and final debate might not be far from the mark.

ELECTION 2012

Romney  Promises Car  Pool  Lanes

By MINDY PEARLESTEIN

Mitt Romney spoke before the U.S. Hispanic Chamber in Commerce and pledged to support giving Latinos special privileges to use the carpool lanes.

ECONOMY

Small Town Created Big Suit For Christie

By PETER HARTWIG

The order for the construction of Gov. Christie's suit for the RNC put small upstate New York town back in the driver's seat -- and it would be a very big seat.  New Jersey provides rare boost to New York economy. 

ELECTION 2012

Biden  Offers  Support  As  Fellow  Gaffer

By HARRIET REED

Democratic leaders have highlighted their “war on women” theme. Perhaps this makes the Democrat’s gaffer-in-chief an even more unlikely – or likey – defender of Akin.

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