The 10 11 Types Of Single Women Over The Age of 30 - Page 3
Widely known as the finest dating and romance coach for women on the West Coast, Marc E. Katzenberg has been helping single women past their “best served by” date find love since 2003. Many of his distinguished alumnae have had a baby and then divorced, received highly favorable marital dissolution agreements or just had a fully-paid nice meal with an inoffensive suitor. By helping women understand men – what they think, how they act, and what they really want – he empowers women to get what they want. Katzenberg is the author of “A Commonsense Guide to Dating After You’re Approaching Menopause.”
6) The We-Are-The-World-er
The We-Are-The-World-er (“WATW”) went to Africa and paid to go to a village and hold little black babies. They loved tugging on her dyed-blonde hair. But what is she doing with herself? During her many nature hikes, the sun has etched deep canyons into the skin around her eyes. Her once clear skin is blotchy.
More importantly, while the WATW spends her best years saving children half a world away she does not think one wit about the kids she one day will want to have with some hapless gent. Those years dedicated to saving the world could mean $10Ks wasted at a fertility clinic near you.
The WATW talks about using algae to power her next car – but would never dream of using the bus. For all her save-the-world dreams, she thinks she will never grow old and will find a guy to marry when she hits 40. After all, she reasons, I will be the same person at 40 as I am now.
Indeed. Indeed.
7) The “Actress/Model”
Narcissism knows no bounds with this group. They were homecoming queen at their public school in their unexceptional town far from our major coastal cities. Their marginal beauty steered them to study drama, and their daddies did not have the courage to tell them “no.”
After they pass 30 as singles, they have breached the point of no return. Rather than give their best years to their spouses and their children, they devote them to garnering as much attention as possible from as many people as possible. They continue working out and hustling to auditions as their limited beauty fades.
The actress/models' time to lasso a doctor, investment banker or even lawyer stupid enough to support their self-absorption is very limited. Most find themselves scrambling at 39 to find that perfect guy since now they are finally “ready.” We were ready when you were 25 and could stop traffic. How old was your mother when she hit menopause? Maybe we could just date casually.
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