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8) The Homely Girl

The one single-over-30 girl who deserves our admiration and well wishes is the homely girl. Once upon a time, homely people got married just like the rest of us in our early-20s. Now that women want to take time to “explore,” homely girls that were tolerable at 22 – just by virtue of their youth – rot on the vine. By 30, these women look like that single elementary school teacher with cats. The one with the beat up Honda. Or they look like skinny men with make-up. They cannot compete with even a dial-up internet connection and generic Walgreens vaseline.

Pity these poor women. In another age they would have had a good chance at a traditional marriage and a loving family. Now all they get is a life of toil. They reap no benefit from feminism and the delay of marriage, but pay the heaviest price.

9) The Sex Freak

Not to be mistaken for “The Hussy,” Sex Freaks appear relatively normal but participate in strange sex games with boyfriends (and girlfriends). These are a rare breed, but they are out there in numbers. If these perversions persist into their mid-20s, Sex Freaks become so warped that they never even want to “settle down” in holy matrimony. If they attempt marriage, they become bored with their poor husband's limited bag of tricks. And he's always the same person. You call that variety?

Sex Freaks walk from their marriages within three years flat.