The 10 11 Types Of Single Women Over The Age of 30 - Page 4
Widely known as the finest dating and romance coach for women on the West Coast, Marc E. Katzenberg has been helping single women past their “best served by” date find love since 2003. Many of his distinguished alumnae have had a baby and then divorced, received highly favorable marital dissolution agreements or just had a fully-paid nice meal with an inoffensive suitor. By helping women understand men – what they think, how they act, and what they really want – he empowers women to get what they want. Katzenberg is the author of “A Commonsense Guide to Dating After You’re Approaching Menopause.”
8) The Homely Girl
The one single-over-30 girl who deserves our admiration and well wishes is the homely girl. Once upon a time, homely people got married just like the rest of us in our early-20s. Now that women want to take time to “explore,” homely girls that were tolerable at 22 – just by virtue of their youth – rot on the vine. By 30, these women look like that single elementary school teacher with cats. The one with the beat up Honda. Or they look like skinny men with make-up. They cannot compete with even a dial-up internet connection and generic Walgreens vaseline.
Pity these poor women. In another age they would have had a good chance at a traditional marriage and a loving family. Now all they get is a life of toil. They reap no benefit from feminism and the delay of marriage, but pay the heaviest price.
9) The Sex Freak
Not to be mistaken for “The Hussy,” Sex Freaks appear relatively normal but participate in strange sex games with boyfriends (and girlfriends). These are a rare breed, but they are out there in numbers. If these perversions persist into their mid-20s, Sex Freaks become so warped that they never even want to “settle down” in holy matrimony. If they attempt marriage, they become bored with their poor husband's limited bag of tricks. And he's always the same person. You call that variety?
Sex Freaks walk from their marriages within three years flat.
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